{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Uli\u021barnica","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.ulitarnica.ro\/wp","author_name":"AncaHM","author_url":"https:\/\/www.ulitarnica.ro\/wp\/author\/ancahm\/","title":"B\u0103i\u021ba - La sc\u0103ldat - Uli\u021barnica","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"wFaxJF9ksv\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ulitarnica.ro\/wp\/baita-la-scaldat\/\">B\u0103i\u021ba &#8211; La sc\u0103ldat<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ulitarnica.ro\/wp\/baita-la-scaldat\/embed\/#?secret=wFaxJF9ksv\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8222;B\u0103i\u021ba &#8211; La sc\u0103ldat&#8221; &#8211; Uli\u021barnica\" data-secret=\"wFaxJF9ksv\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.ulitarnica.ro\/wp\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.ulitarnica.ro\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2013-01-13-17-Din-gospodarie.jpg?fit=1000%2C628&ssl=1","thumbnail_width":1000,"thumbnail_height":628,"description":"\u00centr-o zi Colocatarul a venit acas\u0103 cu o ciud\u0103\u021benie portocalie de plastic cu capac transparent, tot de plastic , \u0219i ne-a zis c\u0103 asta-i b\u0103i\u021ba noastr\u0103. Cic\u0103 citise el prin c\u0103r\u021bi sau pe internet cine-\u0219i mai aduce aminte, c\u0103 nou\u0103 canarilor ne place nespus de mult s\u0103 ne sc\u0103ld\u0103m. Ce ignorant, \u00a0bine\u00een\u021beles c\u0103 ne place, ce-\u0219i \u00eenchipuia, c\u0103 suntem ni\u0219te r\u0103p\u0103no\u0219i ? Dar ce zicea el c-o s\u0103 fie c\u0103di\u021ba noastr\u0103, n-a fost taman pe gustul nostru. Cutiu\u021ba portocalie se ag\u0103\u021ba cu ni\u0219te c\u00e2rlige de barele coliviei \u00een dreptul u\u0219ii de la intrare. De-a dreptul dubios. Da noi pe unde mai ie\u0219im s\u0103 zbur\u0103m? \u0218i ce-i cu \u00eenghesuiala asta, ne trebuie mai mult spa\u021biu de manevr\u0103. Da, dac\u0103 intr\u0103m acolo oare suntem \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103? Am refuzat categoric s\u0103 intr\u0103m \u00een cutiu\u021b\u0103. S\u0103 fac\u0103 el baie \u00een condi\u021biile astea nec\u0103n\u0103re\u0219ti. Nou\u0103 s\u0103 ne ofere ceva mai de soi. Bun, prima b\u0103t\u0103lie am c\u00e2\u0219tigat-o. Neav\u0103nd ce face, Colocatarul a dat jos capacul transparent \u0219i a a\u0219ezat c\u0103di\u021ba pe cea mai mare \u0219i mai trainic\u0103 u\u0219i\u021b\u0103 a casei noastre. Alt\u0103 m\u00e2ncare de pe\u0219te. Am mers la sc\u0103ldat imediat. Ne-am ambalat a\u0219a de tare c\u0103 am stropit totul \u00een jur, nisip, bobi\u021be, perdea, perete, parc\u0103 d\u0103duse o ploaie de var\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. Colocatarul s-a luat cu m\u00e2inile de cap. Treaba lui, n-avea dec\u00e2t s\u0103 cure\u021be tot, s\u0103 ne schimbe nisipul c\u0103 mirosea foarte ur\u00e2t, s\u0103 ne dea boabe noi \u0219i crocante. S\u0103-i fie \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103 de minte \u0219i s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 bine la consecin\u021bele faptelor lui. Cu timpul am ajuns la un armisti\u021biu. Ne a\u0219eaz\u0103 c\u0103di\u021bete direct pe jos, f\u0103r\u0103 capacul acela ur\u00e2t, cu ap\u0103 c\u0103ldu\u021b\u0103 numai bun\u0103 de-o b\u0103i\u021b\u0103. Noi venim la sc\u0103ldat, ne b\u0103l\u0103cim dup\u0103 pofta inimii iar apoi zbur\u0103m \u00een c\u0103su\u021bele noastre s\u0103 ne aranj\u0103m penele \u0219i s\u0103 ne usc\u0103m. Colocatarul trebuie doar s\u0103 \u0219tearg\u0103 apa ce-am v\u0103rsat-o \u0219i gata, toat\u0103 lumea e mul\u021bumit\u0103. Noi facem baie cam odat\u0103 pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, nu vrem chiar \u00een fiecare zi. Hai de dou\u0103 ori, c\u00e2nd avem chef, dar nu mai des. O chestiune extrem de important\u0103 de care trebuie s\u0103 \u021binem cont \u00een timpul sc\u0103ldatului e c\u00e2t de tare ne putem uda penele. Dac\u0103 se \u00eenmoaie prea tare cu ap\u0103 ne \u00eengreuneaz\u0103 \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t nu mai putem zbura p\u00e2n\u0103 sus \u00een colivie. O tragedie! Cine-a mai v\u0103zut canar ce d\u0103 tare, tare din aripioare da cade ca o pl\u0103cint\u0103 la p\u0103m\u00e2nt? Dac\u0103 p\u00e2nde\u0219te o pisic\u0103 prin preajm\u0103, ce ne facem. A\u0219a c\u0103 am adoptat urm\u0103toarea strategie. Intr\u0103m \u00een ap\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la glezne, dup\u0103 care verific\u0103m dac\u0103 putem s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103m \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 aceea revenim, ne ud\u0103m \u0219i burtica \u0219i ne \u00eencerc\u0103m din nou puterile. Dac\u0103 suntem \u00eencredin\u021ba\u021bi c\u0103 totul e sub control, \u00eei d\u0103m b\u0103taie \u0219i facem o baie adev\u0103rat\u0103. Ei, ce zice\u021bi, suntem de\u0219tep\u021bi nu? Mai avem o strategie, dar poate fi aplicat\u0103 numai iarna. Ne-a dest\u0103inuit-o Auric\u0103, cel mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n \u0219i mai \u00een\u021belept dintre noi. C\u0103nd ne mur\u0103m prea tare mergem pe calorifer. Timpul de uscare se reduce considerabil. Voi \u0219tia\u021bi secretul \u0103sta? Cam at\u00e2t am avut de spus. Revenim cu alte dest\u0103inuiri cu alt\u0103 ocazie. 00"}